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Inventory of Today
- Woke up at 6:30 AM, couldn't get back to sleep ( Read more... ) -
My Response To The World Today (WITH CAPS)
1. WITHOUT STEPHEN KING I WOULD BE DEAD SO SUCK MY DICK.
2. I don't CARE about all these movies.
3. When you're young, you should be as bad as you want/need to, because your parents WILL get revenge eventually.
4. I hope it DOES end tomorrow. -
Whinge
In a very low phase. I feel like a failure in life, always hurting, frequently depressed, pulled in a hundred directions and letting down everyone I care about. I'm going to lose my house to foreclosure -- I accepted that months ago and am more or less at peace with it -- but now I can't even come up with the rent for the apartment we've been ( Read more... ) -
How To Make A Not-Painting
1. Spray-paint your canvas flat black ( Read more... ) -
More Awesome Art Crit From My Mom
On "Pocket Hurricane Relief": "That one up there that looks like a bunch of smears, that's kind of stupid."
On "Buried Alive": "And that one, that's not good. It looks like a three-year-old did it."
On a new one I haven't posted yet: "Not very attractive. I certainly wouldn't want it in my house." -
Unsuccessful Day
Today I spent at least five minutes pondering how Chris on Family Guy could have blonde hair, a recessive trait, when his mother is a redhead and his father a brunette. Later, I Google-imaged seppuku while having a stomachache. And this has been my favorite thing of the day:
I pretty much fail at life today, but I'm cheerful. -
Mr. Bolay
Napping over at Grey's just now, I dreamed of a monster named Mr. Bolay. He had very long, thin arms, and above all else he loved ham and cars. You were usually OK with just one or the other, but if you tried to eat a ham sandwich in a car, even a fast-moving one, Mr. Bolay would run alongside and snake his arm in through the tiniest window crack ( Read more... )
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